Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Dogwalking

‎"If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise." - Unknown

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Time Travel

‎''I ordered a time travel machine today, I received it yesterday '' - Daniel Proulx

Intelligence

"The inner machinations of my mind is an enigma." Patrick Star, Spongebob Squarepants

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Adultry

"Adultery is not about sex or romance.  Ultimately, it is about how little we mean to one another." - Leonard Michaels

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Who Calls himself Canadian?

"Who Calls himself Canadian calls himself French" - Jules Verne, 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea